Be the first in your neighborhood to wear this handsome LIMITED EDITION T-shirt. Supplies are limited, so act now to secure this unique piece of history!
Detail:
This LIMITED EDITION T-shirt is 100% cotton and comes in sizes from M through 3XL.
Price is $30 including S&H. A bit steep? Maybe, but we remind you that this is a LIMITED EDITION T-shirt and merits premium pricing accordingly. We assure you that we’re enjoying a negative margin on this commercial enterprise, and our business plan has been rated “Crap” by Professor Robbie.
Secure yours TODAY by contacting us offline with your size request and address (if you don’t know how to do that, this LIMITED EDITION apparel is not for you). Requests made through this site will not be honored. Payment may be negotiated through Venmo, PayPal, or appropriate gift subscription of like value and ridiculousness.
We will fulfill orders on a first come/first serve basis, so act NOW to guarantee your claim on this hot fashion accessory that will be sure to turn heads and spawn imitations at any upcoming A List affairs you might be attending.
Live in the area? We will waive $5 S&H if you wish to take delivery over lunch or a beer.
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