The American Left’s Pyrrhic Victory

What win I, if I gain the thing I seek, but am rendered smelly in the bargain?

As of this writing, it appears as if Joe Biden will be sworn in as the next President of the United States. Things could change, of course, but it’s looking increasingly unlikely that Donald Trump will prevail. But it wasn’t the repudiation the American Left had convinced themselves was their right to demand of the voters. In Trump’s loss, they will find their influence diminished.

In 2016, Trump won a coin flip election.

In the four years since, the American left, led by Democratic elected officials and the Media Syndicate supported by a motley crew including disgraced ex-FBI director James Comey; former Communist John Brennan; high-tech voyeur James Clapper; unwitting (maybe) Russian assets Christopher Steele and Glenn Simpson; failed publisher Bill Kristol; incompetent McCain “strategists” Steve Schmidt and Reed Galen; and various other shysters, unethical quack psychologists, and actual science deniers, have been relentlessly flinging poo at Trump in hopes of convincing the American public that he is covered in poo and thus ineligible for their support.

If you have any poo, fling it now

On Tuesday, Trump lost a coin flip election.

Four years of accumulating leftist-flung poo and nothing changed except the coin settled the other way. Exit polls show that Trump lost support from white males, but offset that with gains among women and minorities. For all the poo flung at Trump about his alleged coziness with white supremacists, it turns out that minorities do-si-do’d with whites on Tuesday to maintain the status quo ante poo.

Yes, the coin did settle the right way for the left, and so they won’t have Trump to fling poo at anymore.

But the downside to flinging so much poo is that after awhile reasonable people conclude that the people flinging poo are, in fact, poo flingers. And as they’re about to find out, the credibility of poo flingers isn’t suddenly restored when they stop flinging poo only because their target is no longer in range.

The other problem with flinging so much poo is that it’s hard to wash off the smell.

Biden may well be sworn in next January 20, but he will find that those that come to cheer him on are, like he is, both untrusted and smelly.

The Great American Après-Poo Shower is scheduled for November 2022. Good luck, Brian Stelter and all your poo-flinging compatriots, if you last that long. Pleasant-smelling Americans will not miss you.

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